Password Perplexities Pillows

'Dang, I forgot my password!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"So who is this First pet?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Lemonade - Passwords.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Man with no username.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"I won't bring back the dead, make people fall in love, or help them remember their passwords—the first two are rules—the last one is just because I’m sick of being asked."

"What's your wifi password?"

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

"Lost bitcoin password"

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

Valley of the Forgotten Passwords.

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Internet Security Is So Good It's Even Safe From You

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

I saw your "free wi-fi" sign. Yes, it's free for customers. False advertising! If I have to buy something, it's not free! Ok. The password is "buysomethingorgetout." Is that upper-case or lower?

Honey? Little help in here? Prove you're not an idiot: Incorrect. Try again.

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"