Password Perplexities Pillows

'Dang, I forgot my password!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"So who is this First pet?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Lemonade - Passwords.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

Man with no username.

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

"I won't bring back the dead, make people fall in love, or help them remember their passwords—the first two are rules—the last one is just because I’m sick of being asked."

"Lost bitcoin password"

"What's your wifi password?"

Valley of the Forgotten Passwords.

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"