Passive-aggressive Aficionado Mugs

"I don't have a lot of edge-I just hate you."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Tongue in the ear...

"I speak Latin, you know."

The Surly Yoof

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Wangling War Films. How to make and fake them: I U Boat sinking a Pleasure Vessel off Brighton.

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

Mothers Without Borders

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"You are happy, contented, and have no complaints."

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

Hippie Army Knife

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

A man doffs his head in passing.

"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."

"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."

Canadian Standoff

"I Want You to Destroy Yourself"

Male Pheromones.

That's when I decided why should I care

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

Something Missing

Welcome: Forgetful Persons Anonymous.

Nuclear talks.

"I miss avoiding people."

Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.

'An old-looking guy held the door for me today, and called me 'sir'.'