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Respect for Teachers Tombstone

'Teaching kids is my greatest joy ... But the bodily violence is hard to take.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Yummy Mummies

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Children's education

A Preschool of Fish

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Graduation Speech.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"