Passionate Collector Pillows

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Posh Easter Egg

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Doulton Canada Geese

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Over-reaction Man.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Peacock.

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Avocadodo

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

Something for Everyone!

"Don't keep me in suspense, Michael - what did they give you, a gold watch or a cheque?"

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

'The Dollar and the Deutschmark opened weak today, but the Pokemon card remained steady.'

Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

'Eveyone get a Bobblehead Night, except me...'