Passion Pursuers Mugs

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Noise Pollution

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

Tango

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

...In a Relationship

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.