Passed Driving Test Mugs

Bob's Driving School.

"You failed on breaking distances"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

How was my emergency stop?

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

"You call that teaching."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

Texting kills

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'It doesn't work...'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

Wall.

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."