Party Trick Lover Gifts

"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Prosecco

Cheating Death.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery