Party Tactician Prints

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carrot VS Stick

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'That's right, I'm offering you faint praise. I'm feeling magnanimous today.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Nick Clegg.

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"We came early to avoid the conga line."

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

Not a Tory or Labour Conference.

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

'Waiting until we see the whites of their eyes doesn't help much if they all happen to be squinting.'

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg