Party Planner Instincts Pillows

'Dang! Another one popped! Maybe we shouldn't have balloons for Spike's birthday.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.