Party Peacemaker Prints

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

"Maybe I'm wrong about Syria, but it's only a party so why not lighten up and agree with me?"

"How dare you not invite my Jimmy because he's got headlice! This is medical discrimination!"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Try to curtail bombastic in favor if terse.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

We have a dream....

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

A divided world.

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Interfaith dialogue

Gaza escalation

Macron and Putin Talk

Middleast Peace

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"