Party Gifting Prints

"...I then had major surgery on my neck and I've really never looked back since!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"That'll be five bucks."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Peel poker.

The wife whisperer.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Gift"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Christmas Presents.