Party Bug Prints

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Early photobombing

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Shaken not stirred

'I'm too hot to trot.'

That party went well.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"