Partridge Picker Prints

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Pick me!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

The Scenic Route

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

He loves me...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"I get paid by the word."

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

Apple Tree

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

'Watch this - I'm going to snap off my branch!'

Oranges

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

Picking overhanging fruit.

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields Color