Particle Hunter Mugs

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Rocket.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Subatomic particles

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

Business of Finger-pointing

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Joey, I could spend all day telling you about risks and rewards...my advice is let greed be your guide!'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'