Participating In Exchange Programs Gifts

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Omara Portuondo

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Didgeridoo

US dollar rising and falling.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

A meeting on the pier

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Interfaith dialogue

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

"Could you help me with this?"

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

A woman knits from a globe.

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

The International Date Line

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

December 24th and the December 26th.

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

Fart. Le Poot.