Parrot Perch Perfectionist Prints

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

A little bird told me...

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Service."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Football Crazy.

Working Holiday.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Ryan Giggs

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football Countdown.

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)