Parrot Mimicry Fan Mugs

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

bird interprets modern art

A little bird told me...

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

Spam in Hell.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'They sure have small litters.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Trump Mask

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Service."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

The Zombie Awakes...

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Alberto Giacometti.

Working Holiday.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Old Yarns

The Sedentary Dead.