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'Actually, it's a fake, but I've never been mugged.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Trump! The Musical

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Alternative fielding positions

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."