Parody Patron Mugs

Tory end-of-conference sing-along.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Do me next."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Puss in cement boots"

Alternative fielding positions

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Hugh fans!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Housekeeping?!"