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"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Football Accident.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."