Parliamentary Humor Lover Prints

"There's definitely less interference from the new speaker."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"So we have met before..."

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Mice in the Commons

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Sheesh... I wish the government would handle the finance reform a bit more discreetly...'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'I can't put my money where my mouth is -- I've already put it where my Congressman's mouth is.'