Parking Pioneer Prints

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Nice park. . .

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Riding the statue.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Little Mountaineers

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Tour de Pothole.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

Parking.

Mousehole Parking

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."