Parking Meter Pro Prints

'I won't be long. Just put a dime in the parking meter and fifty dollars in my hand.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Church Parking

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Please do not feed the attendant.

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'