Park Warden Prints

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue (black and white).

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

'Sorry about that officer.He thought you were reaching for a gun.'

Keep off the grass!

Football strictly prohibited

'Can I see your license,please?'

'I can smell the smoke, but I can't spot the fire.'

'He choked on a piece of popcorn...you're in big trouble, mister!'

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.

No Ball Games in the Park

"How far have you come?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Minority Report

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'