Park Excursionist Prints

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'...Please stop the...'

Last Chance For Reality

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'I think we have some stowaways.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."