Parity Ponderer Prints

'In with the warden !'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Dog Igloo.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Inventing Time Travel

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Schrodinger's kittens

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

307 days without an accident.

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."