Paris Lover Prints

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Journey to the Land of Enchantment

Paris in the Spring

Trilby - 'Av you seen my fahzere's ole shoes?'

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

'Please, please, please, I know the Impact Factor of this conference is low, but it's in Paris!'

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

La Bell Epoque.

Erectile Dysfunction of Olympic Proportions.

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Hats and Food

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"And how would you like your steak?"

The bridge of arts.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

How oysters get engaged.

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Media Darling.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Queen.