Parents With Children Prints

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

Early Night Club

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Sweets

Childhood's End

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family.'

Dog with a dummy.

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."

'I need a helping hand.'

Santa-Claus-Trophobia

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

Changes at Home

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Hug Robot going silent

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

"Don't feel bad Rex: desperate measures for desperate times! That new trumpet of Young Master had to disappear..."