Parenting Pressure Ponderer Prints

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

New dunce caps

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'My kids don't understand me.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'He was raised by sparrows!'

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

"What's it like to be the parent of a nonhuman?"

'Looks like Timmy got solitary.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

Ingredients: me

Baby Philosophy.

State Prison Child Care

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Does school choice include whether he gets a tenured teacher?"

"When I was growing up, my parents only ever gave me two choices for everything I did: The carrot or the stick..."

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

"We think he needs more individual neglect."

"Just a pear? Is that all you're having for dinner?"