Parenting Partners T-Shirts

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

City Zoo: Day Care

Come dine with me!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"