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'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

City Zoo: Day Care

Come dine with me!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"