Parenting Myth-buster Prints

'That's no way to bring up a child.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Children should be seen and not a herd.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"What's wrong?"

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"I'm sure he's a fine boy, but we prefer interviewing your son in person."

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"I couldn't find a sitter."

"Support the head!"

'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'

Meals on Heels.

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

"What part of this don't you understand?"

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"I told you not to have that boob job."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"Men are like fast food - expensive, unhealthy and they make you fat."

'Mommy!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'