Parenting Escapism Prints

"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'