Parenting Adventurers Prints

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

'It used to be a nightmare getting him to sleep and then we discovered chloroform.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

A New Parents Book Cover Idea.

"Which one is yours?"

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

'She is being impossible again.'

"Joey's screaming AND throwing stuff! Let's hear it for multi-tasking!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'