Parenthood Juggler Mugs

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Gossiping neighbours.

"After two weeks winter holiday in the Alps with the wife and my four kids, it is wonderfully relaxing to come back to a stressful workday!"

"The new baby sitter said her first bad word today."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Baby pram as a tank

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Baby On Boardroom

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'