Parental Support Society Mugs

'Sis, if you didn't worry about your teenage daughter you wouldn't be normal. . . and remember, you have mom and me to back you up. . . Just remember me when she's 13!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"These safety goggles are sucking the fun out of the sandbox."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

"Mom, my student loans are so high, I was wondering if I could start doing chores again for an allowance."

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."

'Your father kicked in the screen and threw the set out the window. He feels violence on TV is a bad influence.'

'I'm worried he might be dyslexic!'

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'

"I just heard mom say she is going to let us choose our own gender! Isn't that exciting?"

My mother wants to speack to you about being more attentive to the behavior of students on the bus.

'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

'I think Mummy's depressed again.'