Parental Figure In Health T-Shirts

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Spilled Milk

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

The Ultrasound.

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

We only give him smartwater.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"My Marcia has always been so talented in so many areas. I only hope she finds a direction for herself and gets married."

'I don't feel that bad.'

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."