Parent-to-be Humor Prints

'Push!..Push!..Push!..Push!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

Husband and Child in Pram

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

Moma

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Beware of teething baby.