Parent-teacher Meetings Mugs

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'I don't understand that 'C' in music. I sing louder than anyone else.'

"You're listening to what you hear. I like that in a teacher."

Common Core Family Therapy

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

Obama in schools.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

First love.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'