Parent's Lil Treasure Prints

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Humans are strange."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Except...That.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'For show and tell I downloaded our teacher's credit report from the internet,'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Said once, and never again!'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

If they were cats

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Toddler sharing dog food

I should have listened to my Mum: 'Never sit down during the hunting season...'

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

The world's #1 motivational speaker

Waving...

'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'

"It's generic, guys, and very nutritious."

"Do you like creepily polite children of strangers?"