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'I made it from scratch'.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"We should start wearing masks."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I hate it..."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

String Theory for Beginners.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Puss in Heels