Paranormal Fanatic Prints

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'I do enjoy dead-heading the roses.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Home depot."

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Paranormal A-Z...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Newt sale

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Warrior Woman

"I said slime."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"