Paranormal Fanatic Prints

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'I do enjoy dead-heading the roses.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Home depot."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.