Paradoxical Nature Lover T-Shirts

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Psychobabbling brook.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Roads with a view.

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

The Meaning of Life

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Here is your new planet."

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Unplugging and going outside

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Grenadiers

Right Against Right.

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

Roadie

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."