Paradox Travelers Prints

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Vampire on a plane

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Inventing Time Travel

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Schrodinger's kittens