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I don't like mimes, but he's good.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Apple harvest."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

Pants Uglifier!

'Bon Bons Away!'

'Can I get another second opinion?'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Timpani for the devil

'Come on! You only live once!'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Plane crash on football pitch.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Mile high skydivers

Drones Unlimited

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Birdie stretches his legs.

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

When Astronomers Party.

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

Parachute Landing in Field

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'George...George! Have you seen the fly-spray anywhere?'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."