Parable Ponderers Pillows

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Great, now we're lost."

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Off to a bad start.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Visit a Place in your Past...

"The arc of the moral universe."

Jealousy

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

The Good Samaritan.

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."