Parable Ponderers Pillows

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Great, now we're lost."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

The Good Samaritan.

"The arc of the moral universe."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'