Paperwork Scheduler T-Shirts

In Tray - Out Tray (on Fire)

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"File!"

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir