Paperwork Power Player T-Shirts

"This work/life balance thing is a piece of cake, dear..."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The president's men

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'