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Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

In - Out - Pending.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Computerized society.

Deadlines, Inc.

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'