Paperwork Pile Wrangler Mugs

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I feel your pain."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

InIn by-products.

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir