Paperless Pioneer Prints

'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'

'It's just a paper cut but you can't claim it is work related. You told me you work in a paperless office.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

"Quick! Call our tech dept. and tell them we need to go paperless. The paperwork has turned on us!"

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

"I'm clearing all my offline notifications."

The Miracle Worker

"The only business that is resistant to going paperless is the recycling plant."

"Here are the instructions for our new paperless filing system!"

"How do you think we get 100% of our clients to switch from paper to electronic confirmations?"

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

The Cost of Photocopying

'It appears someone in that building has embraced the idea of going paperless.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Sign for it? Sorry, but I don't own a pen..."

Computerized society.

'We don't mind the office going paperless, but not in the bathrooms too!'

"Apparently, the bank where I cash my paycheck just went 'paperless'."

"When they said that printing out stuff unnecessarily would affect the environment I did't think it would be this quick!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

In and Out Box

Still Here

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."